if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(Source: cancune, via betrayed-by-a-band)

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via therecklessandthelys)

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via therecklessandthelys)

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

(via come-one-come-alltimelow)